My Ex is Famous

I just found an article about my ex-boyfriend from Camarillo, CA. This guy had gorgeous blue eyes and was ripped! Anyway, he won a gold medal in Judo. It's called the Master's and I think it's for people who are too old to go to the Olympics. Anyway, he's freaking fit so I'm not surprised he won. He was a sweetie. I hope he won some money.

http://www.usjudo.org/2006USOpenMastersDay2Results.asp

I'm BORED. I'm the toastmaster at Toastmasters tonight. It will be the highlight of my day. I keep waiting to get offers on my listings and nothing is happening! As Bridget Jones would say, "Gah!"

I'm at work right now, waiting for the phone to ring. Melissa is here, too, but she's downstairs so I don't get to gossip with her right now.

David, this crazy farmer guy, keeps sending me these weird comedy commercial-type e-mails but he has a spam blocker or something so I can't send him an e-mail telling him to stop sending me that crap. Actually, one of them was about a "trunk monkey" and it was pretty funny. The monkey would do stuff like jump out of the car trunk and whack a policeman over the head with a wrench if he was writing you a speeding ticket. Yet my boredom quickly returned.

I'm moving to Santa Clarita in a couple of weeks. I'm excited about it because I'd really like to have a social life again. Lancaster/Palmdale is mega boring. I'm going to live with my friend Christine and our major plan is to date dozens of guys off of match.com.

I think I'm a home wrecker. My friend Christine left her husband because I'm an enabler, my friend Melissa is about to leave her husband, and both my friends Mindy and Nicole split from their guys after I started hanging out with them for substantial amounts of time. Perhaps I carry a curse with me.

Yawn. I'll write more later.