Why Heather is my Best Friend

Because of funny e-mails like these:

Hey girl,
I'm watching the Wizard of Oz.  That neighbor lady who
turns into the wicked witch is one stone-cold bitch. Destroy poor toto?  Fuck her.

Yeah, eharmony is cool, but damn expensive.  They've
found me about 8 matches, but no one worth paying
money to hear more about.  They keep matching me with
really outgoing types and I know I would not be into that. 

How is the job hunt working out?  did you have your
interview yet?I can't wait to move back to Richmond in Aug.  My
parents are making me insane(r).

I'm volunteering at the legal aid place in Tappahannock.  Poor people have lots of legal problems.
Bye