7.20.2004

Chocolate Good

Things that are Good:
Fruity Pebbles cereal
McDonalds Drive Thru
French Kisses
Nicholas Cage
100 dollar bills
Nine West bags
Glazed doughnuts
Unexpected phone calls from old friends
Atomic Kitten CDs
Dangly earrings
Clinique make-up products
Estee Lauder make-up products
Shiseido make-up products
Colin Firth
Pants that make you look like you instantly lost 15 pounds
Parcels from Amazon.com
Birthday checks
Keyless entry
Real mail
Bridget Jones’s Diary (the book AND movie)
Home improvement TV
Lounging on the beach with a margarita
Shopping
Outback Steakhouse
Snow days
Bloody Marys
Freschetta Pizzas
Things that are Bad:
Late fees on overdue library books, video rentals, and credit card bills
Zits
Cellulite
Pantyhose that are so tight the crotch won’t go any higher than your knees
Gas over $2.40 a gallon
Traffic jams
Wet N Wild make-up products
Bra straps that slip down constantly
Paris Hilton
People that wake you up before your alarm has gone off
Standardized tests
23.99% APR on your credit card
Expired warranties
Melted lipstick in your handbag
Cokes that explode when you screw off the cap
Cramps
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